{"id":282,"date":"2010-02-22T19:35:45","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T23:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amishinternet.com\/?p=282"},"modified":"2023-02-08T14:58:58","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T18:58:58","slug":"they-pry-them-from-our-cold-dead-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/amishinternet.com\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"They Pry Them from Our Cold Dead Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif;\">by                <a href=\"mailto:sharon@theAdvocates.org\">Sharon Harris<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff; font-size: xx-small;\">by Sharn Harris<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">Once                upon a time, in a land not so far away\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">It\u2019s                a lively community forum. A nice young woman named Jan Smith from                Freeland (a tiny country tucked away somewhere in Western Europe)                is telling us about how Freeland has solved many of the problems                our local politicians have been struggling with. Some think our                city council members could learn from Freeland\u2019s example.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;One                of the problems we\u2019ve dealt with quite successfully is the gun issue,&#8221;                Ms. Smith says. &#8220;Now remember, we\u2019re a free country like yours                \u2013 we believe in individual liberty and responsibility. We certainly                allow citizens to own and use firearms.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;However,                we noticed that this creates several problems. Many people just                don\u2019t take proper care of their guns. They don\u2019t know how to clean                them, how to store them, how to make sure they are safe. Other people                modify their guns in ways that are illegal or not in the best interests                of the public. This poses a danger not only to themselves, but to                the community. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;Some                of our cleverest leaders solved that. First, we passed a law requiring                that everyone care for their guns and store them properly. We instituted                a massive educational campaign to stress the importance of this.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;That                helped, but of course there were still people who didn\u2019t comply.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;The                way we ultimately solved the problem was for the government to provide                citizens with the service of taking care of their guns for them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;We                built huge buildings in every community and hired firearm experts                to work there. We passed a new law requiring everyone to drop off                their guns at the building closest to them every morning, and then                pick them up in the early evening. Some complained this was inconvenient                for them, so we created a system to pick the guns up at each home                every morning and return them to the owners in the evenings. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;Having                the guns all day gives our government-trained firearms experts a                chance to modify those that don\u2019t comply with gun regulations, in                addition to making sure they are cleaned and stored safely. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;It\u2019s                a win-win. Folks really appreciate this service!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;A                great side effect that we didn\u2019t anticipate was that it gives more                freedom to everyone! No longer do citizens worry about what might                happen to their guns if they left them at home during the day, so                they can go to work or run their errands in peace. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;They                know their guns are safe and well-cared-for. And of course they                appreciate not having to do the hard work of taking care of their                guns themselves.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">Councilman                Brown interrupts with a question: &#8220;Have you encountered any                problems with this system?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;Not                really.&#8221; Ms. Smith pauses. &#8220;Well, some people complain                that the government experts don\u2019t do a good job. Some say that their                guns don\u2019t work as well as they used to, or that they prefer to                take care of them themselves, for whatever reasons. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;No                problem. To appease these complainers, we allow them to take their                guns to private, licensed companies that provide the same service.                Of course, not many people take advantage of these private services,                because after all they have to PAY for them, whereas the tax-funded                government service is free.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">Councilman                Jones: &#8220;Sounds great! This is something I think we should consider                here.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">I                look around at the mostly conservative and libertarian crowd \u2013 who,                predictably go ballistic. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;You\u2019ve                got to be kidding!&#8221; says a man on the front row. &#8220;You\u2019ll                never see that here!&#8221; says another.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">&#8220;You\u2019ll                take my guns when you pry them from my cold dead fingers!&#8221;                shouts a man in the back row, and soon the crowd is on its feet                \u2013 echoing his statement and booing the politicians.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">Whew!                It\u2019s clear we won\u2019t see this sort of thing in my community any time                soon. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">As                I nod in agreement with the crowd, I notice an image out of the                corner of my eye \u2013 a bright yellow school bus is passing by the                window. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">And                suddenly I realize that just about everyone in the room allows government                workers to come every day and take away something \u2013 something far                more precious than any piece of metal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">That                big yellow school bus takes our children to huge government buildings                where most of their waking hours are spent. Where each day begins                with an invocation of loyalty to the state. Where their most treasured                spiritual values and symbols are banished. Where peer pressure replaces                family values. Where the truly important questions of life can\u2019t                be asked, much less answered. Where pop culture surpasses the classics.                Where socialism is taught \u2013 both in theory and by example. Where                conformity and indoctrination are far more important than thinking                or reading\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">Libertarians                and most conservatives boldly and nobly take a stand for our right                to keep and bear arms. Not so we can go duck hunting, but so we                can defend ourselves and our families from invasion. And so we can,                if necessary, defend our liberty from the possibility of a tyrannical                state. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\">But                what if the tyranny we fear comes to pass \u2013 grown and nurtured in                our very homes?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lewrockwell.com\/orig4\/harris.jpg\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"15\" vspace=\"7\" width=\"120\" height=\"176\" align=\"right\" \/>Until                we have equal passion for defending our children from the invasion                of their MINDS \u2013 unless we take a bold and noble stand for                the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sepschool.org\/\">separation of SCHOOL and                state<\/a> \u2013 we will continue to allow our children to be taken from                our warm, loving arms. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif;\">January                7, 2004<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: small;\"><em>Sharon                Harris [<a href=\"mailto:sharon@theAdvocates.org\">send her mail<\/a>]                is president of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theadvocates.org\/\">Advocates                for Self-Government<\/a>, a nonprofit libertarian educational organization                established in 1985.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-size: x-small;\">Copyright                \u00a9 2004 LewRockwell.com<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Sharon Harris by Sharn Harris Once upon a time, in a land not so far away\u2026 It\u2019s a lively community forum. 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